Monday, June 29, 2009





cadbury or heineken?


10:46 PM

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Lost in Translation

When a woman says… She really means…
We need to talk… I’m upset or have a problem
We need… I want
I’m sorry… You’ll be sorry
It’s your decision… As long as I agree
I’m not upset… Of course I’m upset!
You’ll have to learn to communicate… Just agree with me
Do you love me?… I want something expensive

What he says… What he means
Can I help with dinner… Why isn’t it already on the table
Take a break, honey… I can’t hear the TV over the vacuum cleaner
It’s interesting, darling… Are you still talking?
We don’t need material things to prove our love… I forgot our anniversary again
You know how bad my memory is… I just forgot
I heard you… I don’t have a clue what you said, but you can stop talking now

In conclusion
Men Don’t Listen, Women Can’t Read Maps
Men Don’t Have A Clue, Women Always Need More Shoes
Men see things in a box, Women see them in a round room
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus
If he hurts you
Stay silent.
When things go wrong
Walk away and let him get bored.
Then later on
Inquire in a kind gentle tone.

Be grateful of what you have
And don’t dwell on what you don’t.
Let him know you stand by him
Even when he’s poor don’t complain and encourage hope.
Do things for him from your heart
Only this will bring about a lasting change.

Men feel insincerity
Men feel when you love them
And they feel when you hate them.
So try to love them and forgive them
Despite the desire to fight.

So don’t argue back
Just leave the room even though you know you are right.
Remember good deeds aren’t always easy to do
And doesn’t come without suffering and hard work from you.


4:47 PM

Friday, June 12, 2009





iwantiwantiwant.


3:08 PM